kitchen appliances and a grilled cheese sandwich

okay, so we have this mustard in our fridge. well, first, i don't like mustard anyway, so it really doesn't change anything for me. but on the back of it, it says that it contains no calories. is that even really possible? i know water has no calories, but, well, it's water. but can mustard, a food, really have no calories at all? that's ridiculous! well, i thought it was, anyway. maybe i'll google it... or not. i have better things to do. like write this.
we are getting a new refrigerator and stove. which rules, because the ones we have right now are like, twenty million years old. and i just don't like twenty million year old kitchen appliances. wait, does a fridge and stove count as an appliance? i know stuff like blenders and toasters do, but fridges and stoves are so large... but they also plug in a do things, just the same. well, let's just say they are kitchen appliances, and anyone who doesn't agree can just suck it. so i am super excited for the new stuff to come in, because right now our fridge is so gross. and it's going to have a freezer on the bottom! how cool is that? actually, it may be kind of annoying, but my mother says "well, i am tall, and i don't like bending over for the stuff in the bottom of the fridge part". which makes sense, except that i am short and it works perfectly for me haha. but meh, i'll get used to it. the stove, my mother keeps saying something about a 'secret burner', and i really have no idea what that means. i'll just wait until we get it and she shows me, i guess. but it will be so awesome to have a new stove, because the one we have right now only has two working burners, and one of them is too tiny to use really. so if i need to make two things, i have to wait and turn and 20 minutes supper preparation into a 40 minute one. sucky.
hmm, not going to lie, all this stove talk and fridge talk is making me really hungry... or maybe it's just the fact that i haven't eaten yet since i got up. which is not so bad, considering i only really got up about a half hour ago. you know, i haven't had a grilled cheese sandwich in the longest time. and i used to eat them like, 24/7. maybe i'll have one of those. but there's so much to do when you make those... like buttering the bread, then cooking it... and yeah, that's about it haha. but the buttering is such a waste of time. and while you cook it, you really can't do anything else but wait there standing by it, waiting and waiting for it to cook so you can flip it. otherwise, i always forget about it and it burns. and burnt grilled cheese sandwiches are just terrible. especially when you've been really excited for it, like i am getting right now. well, i think i'll go make that now. or soon anyway. soon enough to stop writing this now haha. not sure when you'll hear from me next, but i will try to write more often!
keep snazzy
teagan